Face only a fist could love

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Like a face that could make a saint swear and a devil cry. You’d take a bullet for this person. Really. You’d take a bullet.
I saw him in the hallway and immediately started planning my escape.
My dog ran away when I showed him a picture of this guy.
My cousin tried to marry him. He now lives in a bunker.
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This face is so bad, it could make a witch burn a cauldron just for looking at it. You’d probably be doing them a favor by letting them die.
I walked into class and my teacher immediately gave me a pop quiz.
My cat ran out of the house when I showed him this face.
I tried to text him a picture, and my phone exploded.
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This face is so ugly, it could make a dragon vomit. You’d be doing them a favor if you let them vomit and die.
My brother asked me to take a photo of him. I took a photo of the wall instead.
My mom called him ‘the human version of a dead raccoon’.
He once walked into a room and made the lights flicker.
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