face-on-face

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When a boy turns into a man and his face gets so big it looks like it swallowed a pizza. It's like he got the man-body, but for his face. It's like a second face stuck on top of the first one.
My uncle’s face looks like it’s about to burst. He eats like a horse.
My dad’s face is so round, it’s like he’s got a donut for a face.
My cousin’s face is so big, it’s like he’s got a third chin.
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Talking to someone in real life instead of just typing at them like they’re a robot. No emojis. No filters. Just you and them. It’s like a real conversation, not a text fight.
I hate face-to-face talks. My mom yells too much.
My friend’s face-to-face chat was worse than a screaming match.
I didn’t know my crush was so loud until we talked face-to-face.
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Chatting with someone in person or through gadgets like phones or tablets. It's like talking without using your brain. It’s just you and your device.
I talked to my crush over FaceTime. It was awkward.
I used my phone to talk to my friend. It was like a video call.
I texted my friend instead of talking to them face-to-face.
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Porn that’s so close you can see every detail. Like it’s right in your face. No hiding behind a laptop or a magazine.
I watched porn face-to-face. It was too close.
My brother watched porn up close. It was like he was in the movie.
I saw a porn video in real life. It was way more intense.
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When two people meet in person after getting to know each other on Facebook. It’s like going from online friends to real-life enemies.
I met my online friend in real life. He was a total dork.
I met my crush from Facebook. He was a total disaster.
My best friend from Facebook turned out to be a total loser.
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A face that shows you’re lonely and you want attention. It’s like you’re begging people to look at you. See also: selfie.
My face looks like I just got rejected by everyone.
I made a face that says, 'Look at me!'
My face was so sad, my mom felt bad for me.
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A guy who looks like a rat and acts like a coward. Just by looking at his face, you know he’s a pussy.
That guy looks like a rat and a pussy combined.
My cousin looks like a rat and acts like a pussy.
That guy is a rat-pussy hybrid.
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