Face Off

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A game where you and your friends crouch down and try to shoot cum on your own face. The last guy to hit his face has to lick cum off everyone else’s face. If you miss, you’re a total failure and get kicked out.
Bro, I hit my face with cum and you’re still licking mine? You’re the worst.
I tried to cum on my face and it went on my shirt. I’m out.
You missed and now you have to lick cum off five guys. Hope you like it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A drinking battle where two guys drink the nastiest alcohol while staring each other down. The one who keeps their face the least messed up wins. The loser has to keep fighting until they win.
I drank that cheap vodka and my face looked like a raccoon. I lost.
He stared me down like a lion and I drank that whiskey. I still lost.
I won once and now I don’t have to face off no more. Sweet.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you run your fingers down someone’s face like a crazy Nicolas Cage from a movie. It’s creepy and annoying.
He ran his fingers down my face like Nicolas Cage. It was creepy.
I did that to my mom and she screamed.
My friend did that to me and I felt gross.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you catch someone’s cum in your hand and then slap them with it. It’s gross and amazing.
I caught his cum in my hand and slapped him. He looked like a baby.
She caught my cum and slapped me. I cried.
He caught my cum and slapped me with it. I was embarrassed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you walk and someone blocks you, and you keep trying to move around them, but they keep blocking you. It’s like a dance of failure.
I tried to walk by him and he kept blocking me like a loser.
We kept side-stepping each other like fools.
I was walking and then he kept blocking me. It was annoying.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Telling someone to leave you alone and stop bugging you. You’re being rude and serious.
I told him to go away and he didn’t listen. I was annoyed.
She said I need to leave and I did. I was rude.
He told me to go away and I did. He was a bully.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you argue with someone on Facebook. It’s like a fight that only happens online.
I had a Facebook fight with my mom. She was mad.
He fought me on Facebook. I won.
We had a Facebook argument and it was ridiculous.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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