Face Of A Noibat

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A fancy way to tell someone they look like a used toilet

You look like you got dipped in a sewer and forgot to wash your face.

You’re the reason people side-eye strangers on the subway.

If you were a monster, you’d be the one that eats kids for breakfast.

A polite insult that screams you look like a dead raccoon

You look like you got hit by a truck and then ran over by a goat.

You’re the human version of a broken pizza box.

If you walked into a bar, the bartender would ask for your ID and a mop.

A fancy insult that says you look like a rat that got run over by a bus

You’re the reason people don’t trust strangers in the park.

You look like you woke up in a dumpster and forgot to brush your teeth.

If you were a meme, you’d be the one that says 'This is why we can’t have nice things.'

A smooth way to say someone looks like a kid who got caught eating the last piece of cake

You look like you got run over by a goat and then left in the rain.

You’re the human version of a trash can that got kicked.

You look like you just got out of a jail cell and forgot to wash your face.

A cool way to tell someone they look like a dog that got hit by a car

You look like you woke up in a sewage pipe and decided to walk to work.

You’re the reason people bring mops to parties.

If you were a superhero, you’d be the one who makes people cry.

A chill way to say someone looks like a kid who got tossed in a river and forgot to dry off

You look like you got run over by a goat and then left in the rain.

You’re the reason people side-eye strangers on the subway.

If you walked into a bar, the bartender would ask for your ID and a mop.