face muncher

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A face muncher is a freak who eats your face like it's a snack. They're the worst kind of cannibal.

My cousin ate my face during a sleepover. I still have a rash.

That guy at the party tried to eat my face. I had to punch him.

My mom called my brother a face muncher because he bit her nose.

A face muncher is a total dork who's always kissing someone. They can't stop making out.

My friend is a face muncher. He kissed his crush for an hour.

My sister is a face muncher. She makes out with her boyfriend in the middle of the store.

My neighbor is a face muncher. He kissed his dog.

A face muncher is someone so annoying they probably chew on the faces of butts for fun. They're the worst.

My teacher is a face muncher. She yells at us all day.

My brother is a face muncher. He won't stop teasing me.

My friend's dog is a face muncher. It barks at everything.

A face muncher is someone who gives the worst rim job and ends it with a raspberry. They’re a total loser.

My dad is a face muncher. He gave me the worst rim job ever.

My friend's crush is a face muncher. He gave her a raspberry after the rim job.

My sister is a face muncher. She gave my brother a raspberry after a bad rim job.