face mullet

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A goatee. It's like the mullet's cousin who got a bad haircut and thinks it's cool. Only douches with too much confidence and too little style wear it.
My uncle has a face mullet and thinks he's a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a man with a goatee who still wears jeans with holes.
My boss has a face mullet and thinks he's the king of the office. He’s not. He’s just the guy who forgot to shave.
My neighbor’s dog has a face mullet. It’s just a goatee. It’s not cool. It’s just sad.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A goatee. It's the worst hair trend since the 80s. Everyone thinks it's cool, but it's just a tiny beard that looks like it was drawn with a marker.
My brother’s face mullet looks like it was drawn with a marker and then left in the sun. It’s terrible.
My friend’s face mullet is so bad, I think it’s a crime. It’s like he forgot to shave and then got a tattoo of a goatee.
My teacher has a face mullet and thinks it’s stylish. It’s not. It’s just bad.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A face mullet is when you have a goatee and you think you're the best at facial hair. It's just a tiny beard and you're too proud to admit it.
My dad has a face mullet and thinks he's a legend. He’s not. He just has a goatee and no self-awareness.
My coworker’s face mullet is so bad, I think it should be illegal. It’s like a goatee that forgot to be cool.
My cousin has a face mullet and thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread. It’s not. It’s just a goatee.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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