Face Muff

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A total disgrace of a face slap that makes your face feel like it just got run over by a truck full of farts.

My cousin Face Muffed me so hard I thought my nose was going to pop out.

He Face Muffed the teacher during lunch and got sent to the principal's office.

At the party, I Face Muffed the DJ and he dropped the beat.

A guy with a beard so messy it looks like he dipped his chin in a pile of hair and toe fungus.

That guy at the gym has a Face Muff so bad it looks like he’s got a squirrel living on his face.

My uncle’s Face Muff is so wild, it’s like he’s trying to start a war with his chin.

The barista at my coffee shop has a Face Muff and I can’t stop laughing every time I see him.