face-mash

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When you grab someone's face and slam it into your palm like you're trying to flatten a piece of pizza. It's not a slap. It's a full-on face attack. It’s the worst thing you can do to someone who’s already mad enough to rip your hair out.
Bro, you called my mom fat. I face-mashed you so hard your nose went on a diet.
During lunch, I face-mashed my crush because he said my hair looked like a raccoon's nest.
At the bus stop, I face-mashed my brother because he ate my last taco.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you kiss someone like you're trying to steal their breath and their soul. It’s like making out in a horror movie. You don’t just kiss them, you devour them.
He face-mashed me in front of my whole class. I died a little inside.
My crush face-mashed me during the talent show. I forgot how to breathe.
I face-mashed my best friend because she said my crush was ugly.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you spell a girl’s name wrong on a test and it turns into a face-mash. It’s like the worst typo ever. You didn’t just mess up the spelling, you messed up her whole life.
I spelled Julianne as face mask and got face-mashed by my crush.
On the EPP test, I wrote face mask instead of Julianne and she face-mashed me in front of the whole class.
I messed up Julianne’s name and got face-mashed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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