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When you proudly tell the whole world where you are on Facebook, even if you're just at the gas station. It’s like you’re saying, 'I’m so cool I can’t even hide from the cops.'
Check-in at 2 a. m. because you're 'at the gas station for life.'
Posted 'I'm in Chicago!' while eating a hot dog in the parking lot.
Tagged your mom in a photo of your pizza because it's 'urbane.'
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When you’re so obsessed with Facebook that you accidentally tell the police, your ex, and your uncle where you are. It’s like you’re begging for trouble.
'I'm in Vegas!' while standing in the airport because you're 'being worldly.'
You tagged your boss in a photo at the coffee shop and now he follows you everywhere.
You checked in at the mall and now your ex is there too.
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You post your location on Facebook so much that it's like you're advertising your daily life to everyone. It's not smart, it's not cool, it's just dumb.
You check in at the library and now your mom knows you're there.
You posted 'I'm at the gym' while eating a burger.
You told the whole world you're in Paris, but you're just at the airport.
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You're so desperate to look fancy that you tell Facebook where you are, even if you're just at the store. It's like you're trying to impress people who don't even care.
You checked in at the grocery store because you're 'being urban.'
You posted 'I'm in Tokyo!' while standing in line at the post office.
You told everyone you're in New York, but you're just at the train station.
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You're so addicted to Facebook that you tell everyone where you are, even if you're just at the gas station. It's like you're trying to get attention from people who don't want it.
You checked in at the gas station because you're 'being worldly.'
You posted 'I'm in Miami!' while standing in the airport.
You told everyone you're at the mall, but you're just at the food court.
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You’re so obsessed with showing off that you post your location on Facebook, even if you're just at the store. It's like you're trying to be cool, but you're just being dumb.
You checked in at the store because you're 'being fancy.'
You posted 'I'm in Las Vegas!' while standing in the airport.
You told your whole family you're in Paris, but you're just at the train station.
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