Face Maker

My face looked like a smashed egg. I went to the face maker. Now I look like a movie star. #NoMoreEggs

He said my nose looked like a slug. I’m getting it fixed. I’m not a slug. I’m a face maker victim.

My friend got a face lift. Now she looks like she’s been to heaven. I’m jealous.

I went to the face maker. Now my face is so good, I’m dating my reflection. #LoveIsBlind

My face was ugly. Now it’s hot. Thanks to the face maker. I’m not ugly anymore. I’m hot.

My sister got a face job. Now she’s my crush. I didn’t know my sister was my crush.

I spent all my money on a face maker. Now I look good, but I can’t afford food. #WorthIt

My face was bad. Now it’s good. But I have debt. Thanks, face maker.

I got a face lift. Now I look like a celebrity. But I’m broke. Classic face maker move.