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the kind of guy who thinks wearing a sweater is a fashion statement and still looks like he’s been licking a toilet seat

He showed up to the party in a Christmas sweater and cried when no one clapped.

My cousin’s face made for cock is so bad, I think he’s been eating glitter for breakfast.

That guy in the video just stared at the camera like he’d been beaten by a chicken.

a man who looks like he just got kicked by a donkey and still tried to wear a scarf

He walked into the restaurant and the waiter asked if he was lost.

My uncle’s face made for cock is so bad, I think he’s been sleeping in a dumpster.

That guy in the DMs said he wears sweaters to look cool, but it just makes him look like he’s hiding his sadness.

the type of guy who thinks a sweater is a personality and still looks like he’s been pecked by a chicken

He showed up to the meeting wearing a sweater and no one said anything because they were all too shocked.

My friend’s face made for cock is so bad, I think he’s been eating dirt for years.

That guy in the video looked like he’d been beaten by a raccoon and still tried to look cool.