face like an eagle's arse

My ex is a face like an eagle's arse. I saw her and I ran back to my mom.

My cousin's girlfriend looks like a face like an eagle's arse. I think she's cursed.

I dated a face like an eagle's arse. I still don't know how I survived.

My neighbor is a face like an eagle's arse. She walks by and I want to die.

My aunt is a face like an eagle's arse. I wouldn't let my dog near her.

My teacher is a face like an eagle's arse. I failed just to get out of her class.

My friend's crush is a face like an eagle's arse. He's doomed.

My mom's friend is a face like an eagle's arse. I think she's haunted.

My dog ran away from a face like an eagle's arse. That's not normal.