Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

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A person so hideous you wish you had a shovel to dig a hole and hide in it

My cousin walked in and I immediately wanted to burp in his face.

I saw that guy at the mall and I had to run to the bathroom to vomit.

My boss has that face. I’ve been pretending I’m sick for two weeks.

A human that looks like they were hit by a truck and then set on fire

I saw my ex’s face and I thought the apocalypse had come.

My neighbor’s face is so bad, I think it’s a crime.

That kid’s face is like a monster from a nightmare.

So ugly you want to scream and throw a banana at them

I saw my uncle and I screamed and threw a banana. It hit him in the eye.

My teacher has that face. I threw a banana at her. She cried.

My friend’s face was so bad, I threw a banana at him. He threw it back.

A face so bad it makes your brain shut down and your nose start crying

I saw that guy and my brain shut down. My nose started crying.

My sister’s face is so bad, my brain died and my nose cried.

That person looked so bad, my brain quit and my nose wept.

A person so ugly it’s like looking at a burnt pizza and then crying

That guy looked like a burnt pizza. I cried.

My mom’s face is like a burnt pizza. I cried into my cereal.

I saw a burnt pizza and my friend’s face. I cried twice.

So ugly it’s like your eyes got married and then divorced

That face looked like my eyes got married and then divorced.

My friend’s face was so bad, my eyes got married and then divorced.

I saw a person and my eyes had a divorce. It was ugly.