Face like a half eaten hamburger

My cousin’s face looks like a half-eaten hamburger. I think it got hit by a toaster.

Why does my ex look like a half-eaten hamburger? Did someone try to kiss it and it screamed?

That guy’s face is like a half-eaten hamburger. I think it got stepped on by a sneaker.

My teacher’s face is like a half-eaten hamburger. I think she forgot to put the sauce on.

Why does my dog look like a half-eaten hamburger? He ate the rest of it.

That kid’s face is like a half-eaten hamburger. He probably got hit by a French fry.

My neighbor’s face is like a half-eaten hamburger. I think he got distracted by a potato chip.

Why does my mom look like a half-eaten hamburger? She forgot to put the bun on.

That guy’s face is like a half-eaten hamburger. He probably got interrupted by a soda.