face like a busted bum

My cousin has a face like a busted bum. I swear he was born in a dumpster.

She walked in looking like a busted bum. I think she ate a whole pizza and then cried.

His face is so busted, I think it's gonna start a war.

He looked like a busted bum. I think he was raised by raccoons.

Her face was like a busted bum. She probably got hit with a frying pan.

That guy looked like a busted bum. I think he slept in a trash can.

My teacher has a face like a busted bum. I think she was cursed by a witch.

He came in like a busted bum. I think he was hit by a truck and a bad decision.

Her face is so busted, I think it’s gonna explode.