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Your face is so ugly it could scare a ghost. It’s like a punchbag hit by a brick wall and then set on fire.
My cousin’s face looks like it was thrown into a meat grinder.
That guy’s face is like a used mop in a sewer.
She walked in and her face looked like it had been run over by a truck.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your face is so sour it could curdle milk. You look like a grumpy old tortoise that’s been stuck in the sun for a week.
He’s been moaning all day and his face looks like a soggy biscuit.
My neighbor’s face is like a sack of bad eggs.
She’s been sulking so long, her face is like a wet sock.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your face looks like it’s been through a war. It’s like a burned-out toaster and a spider had a party on it.
His face looked like it had been hit by a lightning bolt and then left in the sun.
Her face looked like it had been in a car crash and then set on fire.
That kid’s face looked like it had been kicked by a donkey and then painted by a toddler.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your face is like a used welder’s bench. It’s got spots, lumps, and it looks like it’s been through a metal fight.
Her face looked like a used welding table after a metal fight.
That man’s face is like a used bench covered in sparks and bad decisions.
His face looked like it had been hit by a hammer and then left in the rain.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your face is so sad it could make a puppy cry. It’s like a broken toy that’s been dropped in a puddle.
His face looked like a sad clown after a long day at the circus.
She’s been crying so much, her face looks like a soggy sandwich.
That kid’s face looked like a sad banana after it had been stepped on.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your face is so grotesque it could give a monster nightmares. It’s like a melting candle in a sewer.
His face looked like a monster’s nightmare come true.
She walked in and her face looked like a melted candle in a sewer.
That man’s face is so grotesque, it could make a ghost run away.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your face is so disfigured it could scare a dragon. It looks like a broken clock in a mud pit.
His face looked like it had been hit by a dragon and then left in the mud.
That girl’s face looked like a broken clock in a swamp.
He walked in and his face looked like a monster’s worst nightmare.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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