face jizzer

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A person who sprays their load right in your face like it’s a surprise party.

He face jizzered me during lunch and I had to eat spaghetti with cum.

My friend’s mom face jizzered him at the grocery store. He cried.

She face jizzered me in the elevator. The whole floor heard it.

A guy who sploshes his stuff on people’s faces like it’s a bad dating app match.

He face jizzered me at the gym. I had to leave and take a shower.

My dad face jizzered my uncle at the family reunion. It was a disaster.

She face jizzered me during a Zoom call. My coworkers laughed for hours.

Someone who dumps their goo on your face like they’re trying to make you cry.

He face jizzered me at the movie theater. I had to leave and wipe my face on a pillow.

My mom face jizzered me while I was eating cereal. It was gross.

She face jizzered me at the bus stop. I missed my bus.

A person who blasts their stuff on your face like they’re trying to get you fired.

He face jizzered me during a meeting. I got sent home.

My brother face jizzered my teacher. She gave him a D.

She face jizzered me in the hallway. I had to wash my face twice.

A guy who throws his stuff in your face like it’s a bad breakup.

He face jizzered me at the park. I had to leave and cry.

My friend face jizzered his crush. She ran away.

She face jizzered me during my solo performance. I forgot my lines.

Someone who shoots their stuff at your face like you owe them money.

He face jizzered me at the store. I had to leave and throw away my bag.

My cousin face jizzered me at the dinner table. Everyone laughed.

She face jizzered me at the party. I had to go home and take a shower.