Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Staring at Facebook like it owes you money and it’s still not giving you anything good.

I logged on for 8 hours and still don’t know why I bother.

Facebook is my main squeeze and it’s cheating on me.

I posted a selfie and no one liked it. I’m gonna cry.

2

Jacking off on your girl’s face while yelling at yourself in the mirror like you’re in a wrestling match.

I was face jerking so hard I woke up my mom.

I looked in the mirror and said, ‘You’re a legend.’ Then I face jerked again.

My girl’s face was my new bed. I didn’t get up.

3

The human version of a trash can. They dump insults on you and laugh like it’s a party.

My little brother called me a ‘face jerker’ because I called him a ‘dumb donkey.’

That kid in class calls me a face jerker every day. I’m gonna get him back.

My mom says I’m a face jerker and I’m gonna tell her she’s a ‘face jerker’ too.

4

Jay Cutler’s face is so annoying, it’s like he’s trying to make you lose your mind.

Jay Cutler’s face is so weird, I think he’s a face jerker.

Cutler’s face is the reason I don’t watch football.

I bet Jay Cutler’s face is a face jerker’s dream.

5

A person so rude, they make a ‘jerk’ look like a polite friend.

That kid in the store yelled at me like I was his enemy.

My brother called me a face jerker and I called him a ‘face jerker’ back.

The guy in the DMs said I was a ‘face jerker’ and I blocked him.

6

Something so stupid, it makes your face want to jerk off in frustration.

He said ‘face jerker’ in the comments and I laughed so hard I face jerked.

She called me a face jerker and I said, ‘I’ll show you face jerking.’

I got called a face jerker and I face jerked in response.

7

A person so dumb, they deserve a face full of kicks and probably a slap.

That guy got called a face jerker and he didn’t even know why.

I face jerked him and he asked me what I was doing.

He called me a face jerker and I face jerked him right back.