Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The sad sack of a babyface who gets pummeled like a piñata full of rocks for most of the match.

I got beat up so hard my face looked like it was trying to quit.

He got wrecked so bad he started crying like a baby.

That guy got hit so much his face was a map of the highway.

2

The poor soul who gets the worst of the beatdowns in tag team chaos.

He got kicked in the face so hard it looked like it was going to pop.

That guy got smashed like a pancake at a breakfast bar.

He got beaten up so much his face was a portrait of misery.

3

The babyface who gets the short end of the stick when it comes to getting beat up.

He got hit so much his face looked like it had been in a car crash.

That guy got bashed like a bag of bricks.

He got wrecked so bad his face was a mess.

4

The babyface who gets the most brutal beatdowns in a tag team match like it's their birthday.

He got beat up so hard his face looked like it was ready to break.

That guy got pounded like a bag of rocks.

He got bashed so much his face was a fried egg.

5

The poor babyface who gets the worst of the beatdowns like it's their personal mission.

He got hit so much his face looked like it had been in a war.

That guy got smashed like a bag of bricks.

He got wrecked so bad his face was a map of the highway.

6

The babyface who gets the most of the beatdowns like it's their personal punishment.

He got beaten up so much his face looked like it had been in a blender.

That guy got bashed like a pancake at a breakfast bar.

He got pummeled so bad his face was a portrait of misery.