Face Hunter

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You chat up strangers until they're so annoyed they send you a friend request just to shut you up.

Hey, you look like you've been crying. Did your mom steal your lunch money again?

You're the third person today who asked me if I'm single. I'm not. I'm just tired of your face.

If you say 'nice shoes' one more time, I'm going to kick you.

You bother people until they're too mad to ignore you and just add you as a friend.

You're the reason I now have 12 notifications on my phone.

I'm not your friend. I'm your victim.

If you keep spamming me, I'll report you to the universe.

You hit on people until they're so sick of you they send you a friend request just to get you off their back.

You're the worst flirt I've ever seen. I'm adding you just to escape you.

You're like a mosquito. I can't ignore you anymore.

If you ask me out again, I'm going to throw my coffee at you.

You chat people until they're too tired to fight you and just accept your friend request.

You're the reason I'm now friends with a stranger.

I didn't want to be your friend. I just wanted to be left alone.

You're like a virus. I'm infected.

You bother people until they're so fed up they send you a friend request just to get you to stop.

You're the reason I now have 15 friends I don't know.

I'm adding you just to make you stop talking to me.

If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to scream.

You hit on people until they're too lazy to say no and just accept your friend request.

You're the reason I'm now friends with someone I don't like.

I'm too lazy to fight you anymore. Just accept your friend request.

You're like a free lunch. I can't say no.