Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who takes face humping so seriously they probably worship it

I went to church today. It was face humping. I’m a born-again face humpist.

My dog started face humping my mom. I’m now a face humpist by association.

I asked for a raise. My boss said, 'You’re not a face humpist yet.'

2

someone who face humps so much they should get a medal and a bonus

I face humped my brother for 10 minutes straight. I should get a medal.

My face humping skills are so good, my teacher gave me a bonus.

I face humped my friend’s pet. That should count as a medal.

3

a person who would face hump a brick wall if it asked nicely

I face humped a wall. It was a brick wall. It said thank you.

I would face hump a brick wall if it paid me.

My face humping is so good, even a brick wall wants me to do it again.

4

a person who face humps like it’s their full-time job and they get paid in snacks

I face hump 8 hours a day. My snack allowance is 10 cookies.

My face humping job gives me snacks. It’s the best job ever.

I get paid in snacks. I face hump like it’s my job.

5

a person who face humps so hard they probably think it’s a sport

I face hump like it’s the Olympics. I’m in the finals.

I train every day for face humping. It’s my sport.

I face humped my friend so hard, he thinks it’s a sport now.

6

a person who face humps so much they probably have a nickname for it

I call my face humping ‘The Hump of Doom.’

My face humping is so good, it has a nickname: ‘The Hump Master.’

I face hump so much, my nickname is ‘The Face Hump Machine.’