Face Hemorrhoid

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A stupid lip job that makes your lips look like sore butt cracks. It’s for people who think being pretty is more important than having a brain.
My cousin got a face hemorrhoid and now she thinks she’s a influencer. She’s not. She’s a joke.
My friend’s lips look like a toilet paper roll after a bad day. What was she thinking?
I saw a guy with lips that looked like he had a bowel movement on his face. I almost ran away.
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When someone goes full-on crazy with lip filler and ends up with lips that look like a butt cheek after a long day. It’s ugly and shows they care more about looks than anything else.
My mom got a face hemorrhoid and now she won’t stop taking selfies. It’s annoying.
My neighbor’s lips are so big they look like they’re gonna burst. I’m scared for her.
I asked my friend why she got a face hemorrhoid, and she said, 'Because I’m tired of being average.'
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A lip job so bad it looks like your lips got a wedgie from the inside. People who get this are desperate for attention and have no life.
My brother got a face hemorrhoid and now he thinks he’s a model. He’s not. He’s a joke.
I saw a girl with lips that looked like she had a butt infection. It was gross.
My friend’s lips are so swollen they look like they’re gonna explode. I can’t look at her anymore.
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A stupid lip job that makes your lips look like raw meat. It’s for people who think they’re hot and don’t care about looking like a mess.
My sister got a face hemorrhoid and now she’s obsessed with taking selfies. She’s not hot. She’s a mess.
I saw a guy with lips that looked like they were beaten up. It was disgusting.
My friend got a face hemorrhoid and now she’s the joke of the school. She’s not funny. She’s a disaster.
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When someone gets a lip job so bad it looks like their lips got a sore from sitting too long on a toilet. It shows they’re shallow and desperate for attention.
My cousin got a face hemorrhoid and now she won’t stop talking about how hot she is. She’s not. She’s a joke.
I saw a girl with lips that looked like they were on fire. It was terrifying.
My friend got a face hemorrhoid and now he thinks he’s a celebrity. He’s not. He’s a mess.
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A stupid lip job that looks like your lips got a bad case of butt pain. People who get this are fake and don’t have a life.
My brother got a face hemorrhoid and now he’s the joke of the class. He’s not cool. He’s a disaster.
I saw a guy with lips that looked like they had a wedgie from the inside. It was gross.
My friend got a face hemorrhoid and now she thinks she’s a influencer. She’s not. She’s a joke.
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