Face heart

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A face heart is a stupid grin that somehow makes you feel like you're on top of the world, even though you just got dumped by your ex and your dog ate your homework.
I saw my neighbor doing a face heart while her dog barfed on her lawn.
My cousin did a face heart during his math test and got a 100% because the teacher thought he was happy, not crazy.
My mom did a face heart while yelling at the grocery store cashier for giving her the wrong bag of chips.
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A face heart is a fake smile that looks like it was glued on by a drunk kid with no idea what happiness feels like.
My dad did a face heart while telling me he lost his job and his dog ran away.
My friend did a face heart during her failed attempt at a TikTok dance.
My teacher did a face heart when I threw a paper airplane at her during class.
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A face heart is that smug, fake smile suburban housewives use to cover up their secret lives of grocery store fights and hidden snacks.
My neighbor did a face heart while yelling at her kid for eating the last slice of pizza.
My mom did a face heart during her weekly grocery store battle with the cashier.
My aunt did a face heart while hiding a bag of chips under her coat at the gym.
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A face heart is that weird hand-to-face thing that some people do like it’s the only way they can remember how to be happy.
My friend did a face heart during a failed attempt at a dance challenge.
My brother did a face heart while crying over his failed math test.
My dog did a face heart while trying to eat my homework.
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