face haven

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a person with a face so bad it looks like it got hit by a truck and then told it was ugly

My cousin is a face haven. Yesterday, she walked into a mirror and the mirror cried.

My boss is a face haven. He looks like he lost a bet with a raccoon.

My friend's ex is a face haven. He looks like a melted emoji.

a person who looks like they got stuck in a blender and then blamed the blender

My neighbor is a face haven. I think he once tried to kiss a pizza and it rejected him.

My teacher is a face haven. She looks like she was born in a trash can.

My dog’s owner is a face haven. The dog hides every time he walks in.

a person who looks like they were dipped in mud and then stepped on by a donkey

My dad is a face haven. He once tried to be a superhero and failed.

My friend’s grandma is a face haven. She looks like a ghost who got smushed.

My crush is a face haven. I think he got kicked by a donkey and then cried.