face hard on

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A face so tough it could make a tomato cry. Looks like someone threw a brick at a pizza.
My uncle has a face hard on. He looks like he was born in a dumpster.
My teacher’s face hard on. She could scare a ghost into a math test.
My dad’s face hard on. It looks like he’s been fighting squirrels for years.
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A face like a broken brick wall. It could probably beat up a brick.
My grandma has a face hard on. It looks like she’s been eating dirt for decades.
My neighbor’s face hard on. It’s like a rock that’s been sitting in a mud pit.
My cousin’s face hard on. It’s like a cat got into a paint can and lost.
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A face that looks like it was carved by a grumpy stone cutter. It doesn’t smile. It doesn’t even blink.
My boss has a face hard on. He could make a smile look like a punishment.
My mom has a face hard on. It’s like she’s been mad since the dinosaurs.
My brother has a face hard on. It looks like he’s been eating gravel for breakfast.
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A face that looks like it was sculpted by a man who hates everything. It’s got opinions, debt, and no sense of style.
My nurse has a face hard on. She looks like she’s been fighting a war and lost.
My mom’s face hard on. It looks like she’s been living in a trash can and winning.
My aunt has a face hard on. She could make a smile look like a mistake.
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