Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hairy meaty thing on your face so big it could beat someone up.

My uncle's face handle is so thick it could start a fight.

She walked in and said, 'I'm not talking to you until you trim that face handle.'

He tried to kiss me, but I had to slap his face handle first.

2

A thick fuzzy thing on your face that looks like it was stolen from a goat.

My dad's face handle is so big, it has its own social media page.

I saw a guy with a face handle and immediately knew he was trouble.

She laughed so hard, her face handle shook like a dog with a bone.

3

A hairy face thing so big, it could be used as a weapon in a war.

That guy's face handle is like a sword. It's intimidating.

My brother's face handle is so big, it has its own nickname.

She walked in, and the whole room went silent because of her face handle.

4

A thick, hairy thing on your face that could probably beat you in a wrestling match.

My cousin's face handle is so strong, it could wrestle a bear.

He said he'd rather fight a dragon than trim his face handle.

She took one look at my face handle and ran out of the room.

5

A hairy thing on your face that looks like it was stuck on with glue and screaming.

That man's face handle is like it was glued on and screamed for help.

I asked him if he trimmed his face handle, and he said, 'No, I just yelled at it.'

Her face handle is so messy, it looks like it was drawn by a toddler.

6

A big, hairy thing on your face that could probably start a riot.

His face handle is so big, it started a riot in the grocery store.

She walked in, and the whole bar went silent because of her face handle.

I tried to talk to him, but his face handle was louder than his voice.