face hamster

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A goatee so bad it looks like it was grown by a man who forgot to shave and then got hit by a raccoon.
My dad’s goatee looks like a face hamster. I think he’s trying to scare the neighbors.
He came to my birthday with a face hamster. I left early.
My ex’s goatee is so bad it’s like a face hamster. I’m still haunted by it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A face hamster is when a man has a goatee so dumb it looks like it came from a man who got stuck in a hamster cage.
His goatee is a face hamster. I think he’s a prisoner of a hamster.
The guy at the gym has a face hamster. I think he’s trying to make me cry.
My brother’s goatee is a face hamster. He should be in a cage.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a girl who always looks like a movie star turns into a face hamster because she forgot her makeup and looked like a baby rodent that just got run over.
She forgot her makeup and looked like a face hamster. I almost cried.
My friend walked in with a face hamster. I thought she was a rat.
My sister came home with a face hamster. I think she got hit by a bus.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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