Face gun

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A tiny .22 pistol that lowlife punks use to scare you into giving them your cash. It’s like a face full of buckshot and bad decisions all at once.

My uncle got face-gunned by some kid in a hoodie. Now he’s scared of groceries.

That guy in the subway had a face gun. I almost peed my pants.

My mom’s best friend got face-gunned during a parking lot fight. Now she’s got a bullet in her leg and a bullet in her brain.

When a dude looks like he just came out of a mental institution and is ready to shoot you because he thinks you owe him money from 2013.

My cousin’s uncle has Gun Face. He once threatened my cousin with a face gun just because he didn’t like the way he smelled.

My gym teacher has Gun Face. He once yelled at me for not doing a push-up properly and brandished a face gun.

That kid in my math class has Gun Face. He once told me he was going to roll me up in old carpet and throw me in a dumpster.