Face-guilt

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When some random person you don’t even know sends you a friend request, and you feel like a stupid doofus for accepting it just to avoid looking like a total loser.

My third cousin’s ex’s dog’s best friend sent me a friend request. I accepted it because I’m a spineless wimp.

That guy who sold me a lemonade in 2012 tagged me in a post. I accepted just to make him feel special.

My math teacher’s nephew’s friend sent me a friend request. I accepted it because I’m a total pushover.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get a friend request from someone you don’t like, and you feel like you’re being forced to be friends with a smelly, sweaty, loud-mouthed classmate.

My gym teacher’s sister sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m scared of her loud laugh.

That kid who stole my pencil in 5th grade sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m a total weakling.

My mom’s friend’s brother’s dog sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m a spineless wimp.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get a friend request from someone who you think is a total dweeb, and you feel like you just signed up for a lifetime of being mocked.

My neighbor’s brother’s friend’s cat sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m a total dweeb.

That girl who always talks too much in class sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m a total pushover.

My dad’s cousin’s friend sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m a total embarrassment.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get a friend request from someone who you don’t like, and you feel like you’ve just agreed to be stuck with them forever, like a cursed friendship.

My uncle’s friend’s dog sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m a cursed, spineless wimp.

That guy who always eats my lunch sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m a total doofus.

My teacher’s kid’s best friend sent me a friend request. I accepted because I’m a cursed pushover.

by Slangipedia 13d ago