face grease

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A person whose face is so greasy it looks like it was dipped in motor oil and then kissed by the sun. Their face shines so bright it could blind a cop.
My cousin's face is so greasy, I could fry an egg on it.
That guy walks in and his face is like a disco ball in a grease factory.
She looked like she had just been tossed into a vat of lard and then left in the sun.
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Someone with a face so oily it looks like it was made by a greasy chef. Usually covered in zits that look like they’re about to explode.
He walked in like he had just been smothered in butter and then left outside in the heat.
Her face was like a pizza with extra cheese and a side of pimples.
He looked like he had been dipped in oil and then left in a sauna.
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A person who has a face like a used fryer. Sometimes they have zits that look like they’re trying to take over their face.
His face was so greasy, I could see his pores from ten feet away.
She looked like she had been fried and then left in the sun.
He had a face like a deep-fried donut and a side of acne.
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The act of face yerping, which is when someone slaps your face so hard it looks like you got hit by a greasy pizza.
He face yerped me so hard, I could see my face in the grease.
She face yerped him and his face looked like it was melting.
That face yerp was so strong, it left a grease stain on my shirt.
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