Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A silly name western fans gave to Takeshi Kaneshiro because he looks like he’s about to cry from being so cool.

"I swear I’m gonna call you Face God if you don’t stop being perfect."

"He’s Face God. Don’t make him cry."

“That guy’s Face God. He’s too good for this world.”

2

What you yell at someone when you’re so mad you want to show them your face.

“You better run, or I’m gonna show you my Face God!”

“I’m gonna show you my Face God and your mom!”

“You’re gonna see my Face God and you’ll wish you were dead.”

3

The most amazing thing ever. You gotta wear a wolf shirt and do it. If you do it right, you get a bunch of laughs and everyone’s life gets better.

“I did the Face God and now my whole life is perfect.”

“He did the Face God and the universe exploded.”

“She did the Face God and now I’m famous.”

4

When you see something so bad even god would cry if it was stuck with it.

“That movie was so bad even god cried.”

“That kid’s life was so messed up, god wept.”

“That sandwich was so bad, god got a headache.”

5

When you see something so messed up even god itself would cry just looking at it.

“That was so messed up, god itself cried.”

“That dog’s life was so sad, god wept.”

“That math test was so bad, even god got a headache.”

6

A poem that makes you feel like you’re in the middle of nowhere, with no friends and no hope.

“I read that poem and I felt like I was in the middle of nowhere.”

“That poem made me feel like I had no friends.”

“That Face God poem made me cry and I had no friends.”