Face Furniture

My uncle’s beard looks like a raccoon ate a sock and then took a nap there.

That guy’s beard is so long, it could be a curtain.

My dad’s beard is like a forest. I don’t even know how he shaves.

He wore those sunglasses like he was the king of the street and the sun was just a sidekick.

My cousin’s sunglasses are so big, they could double as a helmet for a kid’s bike.

Those sunglasses look like they were stolen from a pirate’s treasure chest.

She wore those sunglasses like she was the main character in a movie and everyone else was just background noise.

My mom’s sunglasses are so shiny, they could blind a superhero.

Those sunglasses are so flashy, they could start a fight in a quiet library.