Face full of web

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Eating a woman's bush like it's the last pizza on Earth

I got a face full of web after I ate her bush like it was a free buffet.

He was so hungry he ate the whole web and cried.

She gave me a face full of web and I didn’t even ask for seconds.

Getting buried under a woman’s bush like it’s a dirt bike rally

That woman’s bush hit me like a dirt bike rally and I didn’t even wear a helmet.

He got a face full of web and now he’s stuck in the mud.

She hit me with a face full of web and I couldn’t get up for three days.

Getting the business end of a woman’s bush up your nose

She shoved her bush up my nose and called it a face full of web.

He got the business end of a web and now he smells like a swamp.

That face full of web was so bad, it came out of his ears.