Face fuel

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A white goop that makes your nose look like a snow cone and your brain look like a used tissue
My mom said I was eating a snow cone with my fingers and my nose was glowing
He snorted it and looked like he just ate a whole bag of powdered sugar
She said it was the only thing that could make her forget her ex
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A magic powder that turns you into a maniac and makes your pockets lighter than your brain
He said he had to sell his car to get more of it
She was talking to herself and throwing money out the window
He ran out of the store and started screaming at a pigeon
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A sneaky powder that makes you think you're rich but you're really just broke and high
He said he was rich and started dancing in the middle of the street
She bought a pizza and cried when she saw the bill
He tried to pay with a banana and got kicked out
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