Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your ass is so good it makes people forget you exist

My face from behind is so good, I get free drinks at the bar.

He didn’t even notice me, he was too busy staring at my face from behind.

My face from behind is like a trophy, people just can’t look away.

2

When your butt is so good it’s like a full-time job

I work 9 to 5, my face from behind works 24/7.

She had a face from behind so good, I asked her for a raise.

My face from behind is so good, it has its own LinkedIn.

3

When your butt is so good, people think it’s a miracle

People say I was blessed with a face from behind, I say I was cursed with a great butt.

He looked at my face from behind and said, 'That’s not human.'

My face from behind is so good, the Pope asked me to bless it.

4

When your butt is so good, it’s like it’s doing its own thing

My face from behind is so good, it’s got its own Instagram.

I don’t need a phone, my face from behind does all the work.

My face from behind is so good, it got a promotion.

5

When your butt is so good, it’s like it’s got a personality

My face from behind is so good, it waves at people.

He said my face from behind had a smile, I said it had a whole face.

My face from behind is so good, it started its own band.

6

When your butt is so good, it’s like it’s giving you a compliment back

My face from behind is so good, it gave me a standing ovation.

He said my face from behind was good, I said it was the best compliment I ever got.

My face from behind is so good, it thanked me for showing it off.