Face-Friend

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A fake friend who you chat with online like they're your bestie, but when you pass them in real life, they act like they don't know you. You talk for hours about your feelings, but they wouldn't even say hi if you paid them.
Hey, I just saw you at the store. You didn't even notice me.
We had a whole convo about my ex, but you didn't even wave.
You posted about my life, but you wouldn't say hi.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You only befriend them when you see them, but when you're not around, you don't even think about them. They're like a fake friend you only use when you need something.
You see me and you're all happy, but when I leave, you forget I exist.
You only talk to me when you need a ride.
You say hi in the hallway, but you never text me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They befriend you in person, but when you're not around, they say all kinds of nasty stuff about you. They're like your friend, but they're also your enemy.
She said I'm a mess when I wasn't there.
He told everyone I was a liar.
They said I was a disgrace behind my back.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They're nice to you when they're with you, but as soon as they're not with you, they act like they hate your guts and say the worst things about you.
She said I was a joke when I left.
He said I was the worst friend ever.
They said I was a fake and a loser.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A lying, cheating, fake ass who blames you for everything. She's a fake, a slut, and a total mess.
She said I was the reason she cheated.
She said I made her lie.
She said I was a total fake.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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They talk bad about you behind your back but never say it to your face. They're like a fake ass who won't even say it to your face.
She said I was a loser, but she never said it to my face.
He said I was fake, but he never said it to me.
They said I was a mess, but they never said it to me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Facebook friend who's always posting about religion, politics, or anything that's in your face. They're like a loudmouth who won't shut up about their beliefs.
She posted about God and Jesus every day.
He posted about politics like it was a war.
They posted about everything like they were the king.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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