face fort

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A pile of smushed pillows that you use to hide your face like a coward. It's basically a pillow prison for your face.
My face fort is so strong, the light can't even get through. I'm like a human cave.
I built a face fort so big, my roommate thought I was moving out.
I used my face fort to block the sun. Now I'm just a sleepy mess.
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A pillow fortress you use to cover your face and yell at the world from under it. It's like being a baby but with more swearing.
I made a face fort and yelled at my mom. She yelled back, but she couldn't see me.
My face fort is so good, my dog gave up and went to sleep.
I used my face fort to hide from my brother. He still found me, but I was too comfy to care.
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A messy pile of pillows that you throw over your face like a blanket. It's the only thing standing between you and the truth.
I used my face fort to avoid doing my homework. It worked until my dog ate my pencil.
I threw my face fort over my head and cried. My mom thought I was dying.
I built a face fort to hide from my dad. He just walked through it like it was nothing.
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