face fomo

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Face FOMO is when you see someone's face and it hits you like a brick. You start sobbing, eating ice cream, and questioning your life choices.
I saw her face and I cried in my cereal.
He posted a selfie and I ate three scoops of ice cream in silence.
She smiled at me and I texted my mom: 'I think I’m dying.'
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Face FOMO is the worst. It’s when you’re so mad at someone’s face that you eat ice cream and cry into your pillow like it’s your best friend.
I saw his face, I ate ice cream, I cried in my pillow like it was my ex.
She posted a face, I cried in my soup, and I called my dog for support.
He smiled at me and I started a TikTok about my sadness.
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Face FOMO is when you're so jealous of someone's face that you scream at your pillow, eat ice cream, and wish you were them.
I saw her face, I screamed at my pillow, and I ate ice cream like it was my last meal.
He posted a picture, I cried in my soup, and I started a Twitter rant.
She looked happy and I texted my best friend: 'I’m dying, help me.'
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