Face Fact

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The real deal, no bullsh*t, just pure truth that hits you like a brick to the head.
You said you’d finish the project by Friday. It’s Monday and it’s still a mess. Face fact, you’re a lazy piece of trash.
Your mom called. She said you’re getting fat. Face fact, you haven’t moved since 2015.
You tried to text your crush. He replied with ‘lol’. Face fact, you’re just another joke to him.
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A lie that smells like truth but is really just a punch in the face disguised as a fact.
You told your friend you’d beat him in a video game. He won. Face fact, you’re a disgrace to all gamers.
You told your crush you’re ‘into anime’. He asked you what anime you like. Face fact, you don’t even know what anime is.
You promised your dog you’d take him for a walk. You forgot. Face fact, you’re a bad person.
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