Face Dude

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A man so ugly he could scare away a monster. Might have hair like a beast and a face like a rotten apple.

My uncle is a face dude. He once tried to flirt with my mom and she cried.

That guy in the grocery store looked like he was raised by wolves.

My dog ran away when he saw the face dude at the park.

A man with a face like a girl. He wears stupid clothes and acts like he knows everything.

That guy in the gym wears capri pants and a bandanna. He’s a face dude.

My teacher called my brother a face dude because he looked like a girl.

The guy at the bar who tried to talk to my sister was a face dude.

A man who drinks so much he looks like he got hit by a truck. His face is all droopy and he stares at you like he’s mad.

My cousin got so drunk at the party, he looked like a droopy dog.

That guy at the bar talked to me like I was a ghost.

My friend’s face looked like a melted candle after the party.

A guy who’s so annoying he could make a baby cry. But he acts like he’s cool.

My neighbor is a face dude. He yells at his dog and calls me a loser.

That guy at the store called me a dummy and walked away.

My brother called my teacher a face dude because she was mean.

A man who looks like he hates women. He probably got kicked out of a bar once.

My dad looks like a face dude. He yells at my mom all the time.

That guy at the restaurant stared at me like I owed him money.

My brother’s friend got kicked out of a bar because he was a face dude.

A woman who looks like she was born to be mean. Her face looks like a man’s, and she probably eats men for breakfast.

My aunt is a face dude. She called my mom a fatty and threw a chair.

That lady at the store looked like she could beat me up.

My cousin’s teacher looked like a face dude because she was mean.