Face Dominator

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It's when your lover sits on your face like a fat animal and you're begging for mercy while they laugh in your face.

My girlfriend did this during a Zoom call and my boss walked in.

He tried to do it during my math test and I failed.

She did it in the grocery cart and I had to buy 10 bags of chips.

When your partner decides your face is a throne and they're the king. You're the poor guy who can't breathe.

He sat on my face during our first date and I thought I was going to die.

She did it during a movie and I missed the whole ending.

My mom saw it and now she calls me 'the prince of pain.'

It's like your lover is a giant cow and they just pooped on your face and you're stuck breathing their stink.

My girlfriend did it during my birthday and I had to blow out 10 candles.

He did it in the car and I got stuck with the smell for a week.

She did it during my speech and I said 'I love you' instead of 'I love America.'