face dogging

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A Chinese freak who can't stop staring at someone else's face like it's the last donut in the world.
Bro, why are you staring at my face like it's a murder mystery?
She's been checking my face like I owe her money.
That guy keeps looking at me like I just robbed his fridge.
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When a dog poops on the floor, eats it, and you have to yell at it like it's a stupid kid who failed math.
Dude, that dog just ate its own poop and you’re still letting it live.
I called the dog a vet and it still pooped on my shoes.
That dog is a disgrace, and I’m the only one who sees it.
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A doggo with a mole on its face that looks like it got hit by a truck and didn't learn its lesson.
That dog has a mole so big it looks like it's trying to take over the world.
The dog’s face is like a crime scene.
That mole is so ugly, it should have its own Instagram.
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When a girl takes a selfie with her tongue out like a dog panting, and it’s so bad it makes you want to punch a wall.
She took a selfie with her tongue out like she just saw a ghost.
Her selfie looks like a dog trying to talk to a robot.
That selfie was so bad, I had to call her a duck face.
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A person who looks like a dog, whether it's a shih tzu or a mutt that got run over by a bus.
That guy looks like a dog that got run over by a bus.
She’s got the face of a shih tzu who just lost her best friend.
That guy’s face looks like a dog that got stuck in a toaster.
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A girl who looks hot until she turns around and yells at you like you just stole her lunch.
She looked hot, but when she turned around, she looked like she just got kicked by a donkey.
That girl was hot until she barked at me like I owed her rent.
She looked like a model until she turned around and said, 'You're annoying.'
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When someone says they love your art, but it’s so fake it sounds like they’re trying to sell you a scam.
He said, 'I love your art, bro,' but I know he just wants my money.
That girl said, 'I adore your artstyle,' but she probably just wants a free lunch.
He said, 'Lmao, I love your art,' and I know he's just trying to scam me.
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