Face date

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Going to meet a girl just to kiss her, no matter if she looks like a raccoon who just ate a bar of soap.

I’m going to this face date just so I can smooch her. Who cares if she has zits the size of nickels?

He said he’d take me to a face date. I said, 'Just let me kiss you and I’ll be happy.'

This girl looks like she slept in a garbage can, but I’m still going to that face date because I love her.

Looking at someone’s profile all day, liking their posts, and sneaking a peek at their photos while pretending you’re not obsessed.

I’ve been creeping her profile for weeks. I don’t even know her, but I’m ready to date her.

I’m not online dating, I’m just casually stalking my crush and pretending it’s not a face date.

I’ve liked 17 of her photos. That’s more than my ex liked me.

Putting on a fake smile and pretending you’re fine, even though you’re probably dying inside from bad breath and the awkward silence.

I smiled like a fool on that first date, but by the third one, I was ready to punch him.

She looked like she just woke up, but I still tried to impress her with my fake smile.

I was so nervous I almost bit my tongue. My fake smile was fake.

Setting a time to chat with your crush on Facebook because you’re too broke to meet up or just too lazy to leave your bed.

I asked him if we could do a face date. He said yes, and I felt like a genius.

No money, no problem. Just a face date and my phone battery.

I’m too lazy to go out, so I’m doing a face date and pretending I’m cool.