Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the gooey mess a guy shoots on a girl's face when he can't aim and doesn't care

He sprayed me like a fire hose. I looked like a mess.

I got face custard because he was too drunk to focus.

She got it in her eye. It was like a horror movie.

2

the squishy stuff that lands on your face when a guy goes all out and misses the mark

He went full force and hit my nose. I was horrified.

I got face custard because he didn’t know where the bed ended.

It was everywhere. I looked like a disaster.

3

the thick, sticky mess that gets on your face when a guy can't control his load

He couldn't hold it back. I got face custard and a lecture.

I was eating dinner when he hit me with face custard.

He got too excited and sprayed me like a fountain.

4

the messy result of a guy throwing his stuff on your face without a care in the world

He threw it on my face like it was a prank.

I got face custard because he didn’t even try.

He sprayed me and laughed like it was the best joke ever.

5

the goopy stuff that ends up on your face when a guy goes wild and doesn’t aim

He went wild and hit me in the face. I was covered.

I got face custard because he couldn’t stop.

He sprayed me and said it was a gift.

6

the wet, sticky mess that gets on your face when a guy can't keep it in

He couldn’t keep it in. I got face custard and a laugh.

I was walking by and he hit me with face custard.

He sprayed me and said I was lucky.