face-crotch

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When you stick your face in someone's crotch, or they stick theirs in yours. It's like the worst kind of licking, but with more shame and less respect.
My mom face-crotched my dad during the holidays. It was like a family tradition.
He face-crotched the waiter. The waiter left in tears.
They face-crotched each other in the back of the bus. No one else got on after that.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a doctor looks at your face and your crotch, and instantly knows if you're a ladyboy or not. It's like they've seen your whole life in one glance, and they're not impressed.
The doctor face-crotched me and said, 'You're a fake, and I've seen worse.'
She face-crotched him and said, 'I've seen that crotch in 100 other patients.'
He face-crotched me and said, 'You're not even Thai.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A person who has their face where their junk should be, and their junk where their face should be. They’re so weird, they probably live in a hole and hate people.
That guy at the park is a face-crotch. He's been staring at me for 20 minutes.
I saw a face-crotch in the mall. He looked like he just came out of a sewer.
My cousin is a face-crotch. He lives in a tent and only talks to raccoons.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you're so much of a dick, you’re not just a face-crotch. You’re a full-blown disaster with a head and a crotch.
He called me a face-crotch. I called him a face-crotch with a death wish.
My teacher called me a face-crotch after I threw a desk at her.
They face-crotched me in the hallway. I face-crotched them back.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone looks at you like they're about to cry and they've had enough of your dumb face.
My grandma face-crotched me when I told her I failed math again.
He face-crotched me during the meeting. I knew I had to quit.
She face-crotched me in the grocery store. I didn't even buy the milk.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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