Face Cookie

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A fake cookie offer that hides a brutal face punch. You smile like a saint, then you whack them like a madman.

I said I brought a cookie. Then I hit him so hard his face looked like a cookie dough disaster.

She took the cookie, then I crushed it into her face like she was my nemesis.

He was laughing until I hit him with the cookie. Now he’s crying like a baby.

Being high on weed so much you think you're a cookie and your face is a masterpiece.

I was so stoned I looked in the mirror and thought I was a cookie. I ate my face like it was a snack.

He was Face Cookie high and started talking to the ceiling like it was his best friend.

I was Face Cookie and walked into a wall like it was a cookie jar.

A face so cute and round it looks like it was baked in heaven.

Her face was so round I thought she was a cookie that came to life.

He had the cutest face ever. It was like a cookie with a smile.

That kid looked like a cookie with sprinkles. I wanted to eat him.

Someone who has a face so round it looks like it was made in a cookie factory.

He has the face of a cookie. I swear it’s from the same bakery.

She’s got a face so round, it’s like it was made by a cookie monster.

That guy’s face is like a cookie. I want to punch it.