Face Commando

I woke up and decided to look like I had been hit by a bus. No filter. No mercy.

She showed up to work with pimple juice and a hairbrush. No one was ready.

He Face Commando’d before the Zoom meeting. His mom called him.

He walked into the grocery store like he was going to war. No mask. No plan.

She showed up to class with a face like she had been fighting a dragon. No one knew what to do.

He Face Commando’d in the elevator. The whole building heard it.