Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Face Chunking is when you vomit all over someone’s face during a romantic moment because you ate garbage right before.

I kissed her and then threw up in her mouth. Classic face chunking.

He was about to kiss me and then puked in my face. I’m still mad.

I ate three tacos and then tried to make out with my crush. It was a disaster.

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Face Chunking is like a love letter written in puke instead of words.

I asked him to be my boyfriend and then puked in his face. It was poetic.

She said yes to my proposal and then threw up on me. I’m still engaged.

We were holding hands and then he threw up in my face. It was love at first chunk.

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Face Chunking is when you ruin a perfect moment just because your stomach is a traitor.

We were about to kiss and my stomach decided to chunk my face instead.

He was about to propose and I puked in his face. It was the worst.

We were in the middle of a dance and I threw up on him. It was a face chunk.

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Face Chunking is the worst way to say I love you.

I said I love you and then puked in his face. It was the most romantic thing ever.

She told me she loved me and then threw up on me. I still love her.

He said I was his favorite and then puked in my face. I’m still his favorite.

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Face Chunking is when your stomach decides to take over your love life.

My stomach took over my love life and puked in his face.

She loved me until my stomach decided to chunk her face.

He was my love until my stomach took over and puked on him.

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Face Chunking is like giving someone a hug made of bile.

I gave her a hug made of bile and it was the worst.

He hugged me and it tasted like puke. Classic face chunking.

She hugged me and I threw up. It was the most disgusting hug ever.