face-choogle

My face looks like a shipwreck after that blow job.

He gave me a face-choogle so rough, I could’ve sailed the seven seas.

After the face-chooogle, I needed a map to find my own face.

That face-chooogle was so bad, I could’ve been a pirate.

She left a face-chooogle so messy, I thought I’d been attacked by a kraken.

After that face-chooogle, I needed a towel and a mop.

That face-chooogle looked like a dead man’s face.

He gave me a face-chooogle so bad, I wanted to quit life.

After that face-chooogle, I had to scrub my face with a brick.