Face case

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A person who dreams of shoving their face into the deepest, dirtiest butt crack they can find. They don't care if it's from a guy, a girl, or a confused gender. They’re also probably into sniffing farts like it’s their job.
I saw him sniffing the air like a dog after the gym.
She texts me a butt crack photo and says, 'This is my new bae.'
He’s been huffing farts since third grade.
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When the cops don’t have a clue who did it, they just let the bad guy walk free. No evidence, no proof, no problem.
The cops said, 'We don’t know who did it, so you’re free to go.'
He walked out of jail like he didn’t even do it.
They let the thief go because they didn’t have any proof.
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A relationship where your partner is never seen in photos. All you post is a body part and say 'bae' or 'mce/wce.' You hope no one finds out who it is.
She posted a leg and said, 'This is my bae.'
He only texts me body parts and says 'mce.'
They keep their secret so no one knows who they are.
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When you're hiding your crush because they’re older and you don’t want anyone to know. You keep it quiet by not showing them on social media.
She texts me, 'No face, no case.'
He’s 20 and I’m 14. I don’t post him on Instagram.
They keep it secret so no one judges.
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When you cover your face with a pillow during sex because the girl is ugly but has a nice body.
He used a pillow to hide his face during sex.
She’s got a hot body but a face like a raccoon.
He said, 'I can’t look at her face during sex.'
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When you get so wasted you draw a goofy animal on your face or body. It looks like a mess but you think it’s cool.
He drew a chicken on his face and called it a 'face case.'
She drew a dog on her arm and said, 'I look like a monster.'
They got so drunk they drew animals on each other.
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